the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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thelovenotebook:

Good Vibes HERE

fortheloveofdf:

Don’t get it twisted, you can be sexy while fully clothed.

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

(via sprinklefuck)

qwertyprophecy:

'Meester Pigvig, 'e plenty good fella.'

chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

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killjoyfeminist:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

OH MAN THIS IS GREAT
basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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